May 2013
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mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
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bowlegsandangels:
killercest:
cameronjohngodfrey:
azazels-child:
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
excuse you, god’s status as mexican food was discussed in the winchester gospel 5:2
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egberts:
svvitzerland:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
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teamfubar:
ursorum:
ursorum:
i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed
thanks dad
APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”
THANKS
DADDY
well at least he’s caring
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petrichorandrose:
tyriankarkat:
essay-storage:
fleaz:
can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys
I’m here!
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP.
THIS IS CALLED PLAGIARISM. AND IT IS ILLEGAL.
So is dowloading TV shows but that doesn’t stop the entirety of tumblr from doing it
This is a great...
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danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
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whenyouweresleeping:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
O.o
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antisociallysplendid:
maydaykoigo:
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tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
And here I thought I was the only one who...
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849